You know our habit watching these illegal alien marches in generally they are less than three miles in one has to ask themselves why are they so short? For instance the black Americans in their million man March had over 100,000 people who marched three point to miles as opposed to these illegal aliens who only March 3 miles.

Look, if you want to impress me I want to see you run a marathon carrying your G-darn flag. Because it seems to me if you can run, jump or swim you can become an American. If this is why the Mexican government has such a small Olympic team. Because anybody who can do any of those three things is already here.

Additionally, if these illegal aliens are such great workers and take off a whole day's work to March, then why can't they do more than three miles? Had he picked up to many bad habits from Americans were eaten too much American food and got so fat they can't make it any further, well? Answer me.

Personally if they can do more than three miles in the take a whole day off of work to do this, then I don't think we need any more lazy people in our nation. Thus, they should leave. Recently I was a carwash getting my car cleaned and the border patrol showed up and everybody started screaming La Migre, La Migre as they jumped over hoods, ran around cars and took off like a bunch of bats out of hell.

Now mind you I did not chase any of them down, instead I grabbed my keys because it is mine I do not want to give it to any one who borrows it to ditch the border patrol and drive it all the way back to Mexico. But I digress, my point is if they can run that fast, surely they can walk more than three miles a day. Consider this in 2006.

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?